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I got 98.998 problems and rounding up numbers is one of them.
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Our generation will make the weirdest ghosts. "Who are you? What do you want?" Ghostly moan: "Your mooooooom!"
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Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else`s house, and seeing the water slowly rise...
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"I wasn`t that drunk!" "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!"
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here`s some mouthwash, use it maybe?
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Mexican word of the day `Wheelchair` :`Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay. Wheelchair.`
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Math is a drama queen. It can`t seriously have that many problems.
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If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
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How Dinosaur extinction REALLY happened:
*Sees Noah`s Ark leaving*
Dinosaur: F*CK! That was today!?
Status By: anonymous
Just remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don`t speak english.
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