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That awkward moment when your color blind friend thinks they’ve solved a rubix cube.
Status By: anonymous
No mom, you`re mad because you`re wrong, not because I`m talking back.
Status By: anonymous
"Dad can I have some Jordans?" "Jordans? What do you need vans for? Sketchers are more than enough. Here, have some Crocs."
Status By: anonymous
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.
Status By: anonymous
I`m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding :)
Status By: anonymous
Today my friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
Status By: Dorian
Me: I`m just gonna take a quick 10 minute nap… *Wakes up April 13 2079*
Status By: anonymous
"What did you buy me for my birthday?" "You see that pink Mercedes over there?" "OMG! Yes!" "Well I bought you a toothbrush the same color"
Status By: anonymous
"THIS IS SPARTA!" "Grandma, please stop kicking the dog down stairs...."
Status By: anonymous
Walmart: "Let`s buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!"
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