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That one kid in gym class who treats it like the Olympics.
Status By: anonymous
Those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong car. Bitch, I don`t even have a bike.
Status By: anonymous
*Low battery* *Low battery* *Low battery* Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds.
Status By: anonymous
No matter how old you are, whenever you walk into a glass door you pretend like you meant to do that.
Status By: Zaighem
They say that money can`t solve problems, but I`m pretty sure it would solve my money problem.
Status By: anonymous
$19.99 because $20 is an outrageous amount of money.
Status By: anonymous
I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
Status By: anonymous
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
Status By: anonymous
"What`s your relationship status?" "Well, a little bit more unlucky than the squirrel from the Ice Age ."
Status By: anonymous
Hardest job ever. Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
Status By: anonymous


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