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"Dude, she just called u lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her I`m not"
Status By: anonymous
You said it was a long story, but you told me and it took about 10 seconds.
Status By: anonymous
"Dude, she just called you irresponsible!" "OH HELL NO! Hold my- wait...WHERE DID IT GO??!!"
Status By: Sonja
"Can I help you Sir?" "No, I just waited in line for 30 Fucking minutes to say Hi.
Status By: anonymous
Friday! My second favorite F word.
Status By: anonymous
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies..
Status By: anonymous
*When My Name`s In A Math Problem* Class: *Stares At Me* Me: That`s Right Bitches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.
Status By: anonymous
I`m more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
Status By: anonymous
Yo mama`s so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Status By: anonymous
Who ever invented the "Knock knock jokes" should get a "No-Bell prize"
Status By: anonymous


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