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Oh your Twitter account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
Status By: anonymous
*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

*battery 43%*
Status By: anonymous
Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: aren`t you going to put them away too?
Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
Status By: anonymous
I wish my iPhone would stop correcting `omg` to `OMG`, I`m not that shocked
Status By: anonymous
Why is it called stealing when YOUR Wi-FIi signal is trespassing in my freaking house!
Status By: anonymous
license plates should be @ names so when u see a hot person u could find their twitter instead of wondering who they are forever
Status By: anonymous
Internet connection has failed : Now don`t rape the Refresh button.
Status By: anonymous
The only thing twitter honies are good at is getting attention
Status By: anonymous
Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message!
Status By: anonymous
My Girlfriend wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.
Status By: Dorian


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