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I should just change my voicemail greeting to: Please hang up and text me, thanks.
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A best friend`s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die...
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Google: teaching kids the things their teachers can’t since…I don’t know when. I’ll Google it.
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My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person -_-
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Life is to short to remove USB safely.
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Why don`t you text me anymore?" "I don`t know. Mayb b3cuz yhu t3x+ l!k di$~"
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"How do you know?" "Wikipedia told me." -.-
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Was that lightning?!" "No, they`re taking pictures for Google earth..
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Video games: When in doubt, push random buttons!
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That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket & your phone isn`t there.
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