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No microwave, bad microwave... I want the FOOD heated, NOT just the plate.
Status By: anonymous
me: *eats a snack while making a snack*
Status By: anonymous
I`m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
Status By: anonymous
*Me after eating one healthy meal*:
I wonder how much weight I`ve lost
Status By: anonymous
losing everything but weight
Status By: anonymous
salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad
Status By: anonymous
"It is the weight, not numbers of experiments that is to be regarded." - Isaac Newton
Status By: anonymous
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald`s doesn`t serve breakfast after 10:30.
Status By: anonymous
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Status By: anonymous
Reasons why I`m fat: 1) I eat when I`m bored. 2) I`m bored all the time.
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