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The amounts of times I say “I`m hungry” in a day is not ok
Status By: anonymous
"I`m gonna lose weight. I`m gonna exercise everyday. I`m gonna go on a diet and stick to it." ....... "Is that cake?"
Status By: anonymous
Let us please observe a moment of silence for the many brave coffee beans that gave their lives, so that millions of people may continue to live another day...
Status By: anonymous
PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn`t sell air.
Status By: anonymous
At McDonald when they say ‘sorry about your wait’ they really mean ‘sorry about your weight’
Status By: anonymous
"You are what you eat" ...Thats funny, I don`t remember eating a legend lately.."
Status By: anonymous
Domino`s Pizza: Now made with real cheese! Me: What the hell did you use before?
Status By: anonymous
You know your ghetto when you bring Tupperware to an "all you can eat buffet"
Status By: Clemente
Potatoes have skin, I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.
Status By: anonymous
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.
Status By: anonymous


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