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When your parties have glasses instead of red cups, you’re a grown up.
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I never wanted to grow up, I just wanted to be tall enough to reach the cookies.
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If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn`t make me excited, pull the plug.
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I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
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Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
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If my fridge had glass doors I would still stand there and hold the door open.
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Dear Kit Kat commercial, How come when I break Kit Kats they don`t sound like that..
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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
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Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
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When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, she makes a dress out of them.
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