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Drinking and eating facebook statuses

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I made you a waffle. (>•_•)># But then I was like, "I`m hungry..." (>•#•<) So I ate it. (>•_•)>
Status By: anonymous
Drinking water and thinking "I`m healthy today!"
Status By: anonymous
In math class: (~_~) | In lunchtime: (^▿^)
Status By: anonymous
*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds.
Status By: anonymous
If you`ve never drank straight from the carton late at night, you`re not a real man.
Status By: anonymous
The awkward moment when I smell the food and get hungry instantly.
Status By: anonymous
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put a couple chips in it.
Status By: anonymous
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I`m not hungry."
Status By: anonymous
How to be skinny: 1.Turn your head to the right. 2.Turn your head to the left. (Repeat this everytime you are offered something to eat)
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when your choking and your mom tells you to take a drink and your like.."that`s what caused it!"
Status By: Nikki


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