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"There`s DIE in DIET"
Status By: anonymous
Dear "cool people", They didn`t name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.
Status By: anonymous
Why I try samples at stores: 5% I’m thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food.
Status By: anonymous
Currently don`t know any vegetable jokes so if YOU know one ...lettuce know!
Status By: anonymous
When your stomach decides to start talking as soon as the room gets quite -_________-
Status By: Ashlayy
My microwave is awesome at heating up my plate and leaving my food frozen.
Status By: anonymous
I have a disorder where i stay up all night and eat....its called insom-nom-nom-nia
Status By: anonymous
"From now on, I`m eating healthy" *five minutes later* Lol jk. I`ll start tomorrow.
Status By: anonymous
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.
Status By: anonymous
LIKE IF:When I`m hungry, I whine about how hungry I am.
Status By: anonymous


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