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Friend- Knocks on your door. Best friend- Walks into your house & starts eating.
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Dear baking soda, How is it that you`re good for baking AND cleaning toilet bowls? Sincerely, worried..
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You know you`re getting old, when you start to like food you hated before.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." - Charles Dickens
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I`m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.
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I hate when you`re eating chips & the crunching is louder than the TV.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen..
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"DUDE, LOOK AT THAT!" *steals french fries* "What?" "Nevermind..."
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"I`m hungry..." "Didn`t you just eat?" "Yeah... so?"
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