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Drinking and eating facebook statuses

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Friends buy you food. Bestfriends eat your food...
Status By: anonymous
Dear mom and dad, Please stop telling me not to play with my food. Sincerely, You spent the first 3 years pretending it was an airplane.
Status By: anonymous
Im on seafood diet... "I See Food And Eat It"
Status By: Athel
I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you`re special to me.
Status By: anonymous
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people could hear it too..
Status By: anonymous
Lies That Always Worked - If you finish your food, I will buy you Ice cream. (Parent to kid)
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when you start licking your tounge with a lollipop.
Status By: Kaitlyn
We don`t have any vegetable jokes yet, so if you know one, lettuce know...
Status By: anonymous
Music teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument? Fat kid: The lunch bell.
Status By: anonymous
"I can`t eat anymore, I`m full!" "Do you want any desert?" "YESSSSSS!!"
Status By: anonymous

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