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Only 10 calories per brownie? Ok, I`ll take 20, thanks :D
Status By: anonymous
ME: “There`s nothing to eat” MOM: “Yes there is!!” ME: “Ugh… let me rephrase that… NOTHING GOOD TO EAT!!”
Status By: anonymous
The food channel is like porn for your stomach
Status By: anonymous
If there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING !
Status By: anonymous
awkward moment when you put a sausage in your mouth and everyone starts laughing..
Status By: Aisha
when you drop food on the floor and people say `5 second rule` well, i`d love to know who invented this `rule`?
Status By: Aisha
Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food out of the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call.
Status By: anonymous
Chucky Cheese is just a casino for the underaged.
Status By: Abel
You want breakfast in bed? You`re gonna have to sleep in the kitchen then...
Status By: anonymous
I don`t understand why people need drugs, when there`s food.
Status By: anonymous


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