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Drinking and eating facebook statuses

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In life I am the Fruit Loop in the bowl of Cheerios, but at least I am interesting!
Status By: anonymous
If you ate something hot, eat some yogurt. The relief comes immediately and it works better than bread or milk
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person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i can sing really well
me: i can eat really well
Status By: anonymous
"truth or dare"
"Dare"
"Order us pizza"
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me:*wont start episode until I have a huge plate of food*

me:*finishes food before opening theme finishes*
Status By: anonymous
Girl Scout cookie season: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier
Status By: anonymous
women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food"
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Drinking apple juice before going to sleep can cause you to have more vivid dreams.
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I will spend $40 on food before I buy a $40 shirt
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I HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A CORNER & THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO F-ck U AND YOUR TAINTED FRIES
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