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Alcohol is just the liquid version of Photoshop.
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"I wasn`t that drunk." Dude you made your girlfriend a sandwich.
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If the argument ends with her saying "Fine" ... trust me, nothing is fine.
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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? Single.
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Make a good impression on her parents. Even if you don`t particularly like them, they can be your greatest allies in the long run.
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If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
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Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly..
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"Bro can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?"
"Yeah sure, just hit redial."
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I don`t think I`m that good at telling time. She said she`d love me forever, and I thought forever was a lot longer.
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Behind every great man is a great woman. And behind that great woman is the great man`s bank account.
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