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Girls claiming that they`re "Barbies" ..... they look more like Barbarians.
Status By: anonymous
Males: Wow, her status is dumb......but shes cute! `LIKE`
Status By: Ryan
"Weren`t you two best friends?" "Yeah, for years." "What happened?" "She got a boyfriend."
Status By: anonymous
How to make a man happy:
1) Love him
2) feed
3) leave it alone.
How to make a woman happy? It`s not that hard. One only has to be:
1) friend
2) lover
3) brother
4) the father
5) The host
6) teacher
7) cook
a roofer
9) plumber
10) mechanic
11) Decorator
12) stylist
13) Sexologists
14), a psychologist
15) therapist
16), the organizer
17) bold
18) clean person
19) kindly
20) Good
21), a generous
22) tender
23) attentive
24) a gallant
25) intelligent
26) educated
27) with some humor
28), an ingenious
29) sports
30) a strong
31) understanding
32) acquiescent
33), tolerant
34), indulgent
35), careful
36), mild
37) rich
38) strongly
39) a reliable
40) polite
Without forgetting:
41) often make compliments
42) love to do shopping
43) do not make trouble and do not look for problems
44) do not annoy her
45) do not look at other girls
At the same time you:
46) to be careful
47) do not be jealous
48) to get along with her family
49) to find time for her .... at the same time leaving her room
taking care of her ...
And finally, VERY IMPORTANT:
50) NEVER! do not forget the date:
* Birthdays
* The first meeting
* betrothal
* Wedding
Unfortunately, even strictly following all the rules, her happiness is not guaranteed because it can choke on the perfection of his companion and escape with the first available
1) Love him
2) feed
3) leave it alone.
How to make a woman happy? It`s not that hard. One only has to be:
1) friend
2) lover
3) brother
4) the father
5) The host
6) teacher
7) cook
a roofer
9) plumber
10) mechanic
11) Decorator
12) stylist
13) Sexologists
14), a psychologist
15) therapist
16), the organizer
17) bold
18) clean person
19) kindly
20) Good
21), a generous
22) tender
23) attentive
24) a gallant
25) intelligent
26) educated
27) with some humor
28), an ingenious
29) sports
30) a strong
31) understanding
32) acquiescent
33), tolerant
34), indulgent
35), careful
36), mild
37) rich
38) strongly
39) a reliable
40) polite
Without forgetting:
41) often make compliments
42) love to do shopping
43) do not make trouble and do not look for problems
44) do not annoy her
45) do not look at other girls
At the same time you:
46) to be careful
47) do not be jealous
48) to get along with her family
49) to find time for her .... at the same time leaving her room
taking care of her ...
And finally, VERY IMPORTANT:
50) NEVER! do not forget the date:
* Birthdays
* The first meeting
* betrothal
* Wedding
Unfortunately, even strictly following all the rules, her happiness is not guaranteed because it can choke on the perfection of his companion and escape with the first available
Status By: Gajjar
Female`s tell tales about how there`s no more good guys, open your eyes they are still in the friend zone where you left them!
Status By: Donnie
Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math book. LIKE if you agree.
Status By: anonymous
Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don`t take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use good grammar. 3) Ask questions. 4) Use the :) face.
Status By: anonymous
Ladies, when you ask a boy who they like and they say "nobody", 1% are telling the truth, 5% are lying, 94% that "nobody" is you.
Status By: anonymous
A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.
Status By: anonymous
Girls are most talented creature on earth. Because they listen half understand quarter but explain it double.
Status By: anonymous
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