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A real man never stops showing his girl how much he loves her even after he has her.

One day she`ll start sending you mixed signals, and you`ll get mad because she finally learned how to play your game.

Dear Bad Luck ….. Let’s break up.

Once choosing the colour of a sketch pen was a tough task.

Occupying the window seat in the school bus was called obsession.

Getting a toffee as a birthday treat from a friend made our day.

Being the first one to finish copying from the blackboard was the ultimate moment of pride.

Hiding the answers from a bench partner during exams was not called selfishness.

When homework was the only torture & finished it soon, so could get some extra time to play.

Owning a cycle was like owning everything.

We didn`t need FB or a phone to keep in touch!

We thought all elders are ideal, when Daddy was the only hero and Mom was the only Best friend.

So what they say is right.
"Everybody dies twice. Once when their childhood ends."

that terrible feeling of being hungry but having no clue what you wanna eat :/

Don`t smoke cigarettes! There are cooler ways to die.

Most creepy moment of my life: "Mom we gotta get rid of this cat, its always staring at me." "...Honey, we don`t have a cat?"

I always regret leaving my phone on silent when I can`t find it.

"Be strong." I whispered to my wifi signal.

I`d rather love someone i can`t have than have someone i can`t love.