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Tell her she`s beautiful instead of hot. She`s a woman, not a temperature.
Status By: anonymous
Guy: "Age is just a number." Me: "Well then jail is just a room."
Status By: anonymous
How you gon play hard to GET...when you`re already hard to WANT?
Status By: anonymous
Txt messages from a stalker - You gave me a wrong number, but I got the right one.
Status By: anonymous
Sometimes I just wanna ask my farts, "Why Now?" (._. )
Status By: anonymous
LIKE IF: Saying `eww` when you hear someone`s name that you don`t like.
Status By: anonymous
Facebook is just like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don`t know.
Status By: anonymous
"Let`s talk dirty ;)" ... "What?!" .. "I said it`s 12:30!"
Status By: anonymous
Oh, you can tweet but not text? Makes perfect sense to me.
Status By: anonymous
I`ve always wondered how police on bikes arrest criminals... It`s like, "Alright, get in the basket!"
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