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I believe.. You are always inside my heart , because i <3 you love me so much.. <3

I wasn`t that drunk. Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

Dear Algebra, I`m sick of finding your "X" just accept the fact she`s gone.

This is hilarious!!!! Please Don`t spoil the fun, and keep it going
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends` boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I`m cool like that
Black---------because that`s how I roll.
Pink-----------because I`m NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I`m sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I`m AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he`s my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I`m stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I`m a Ninja!
None----------because I can`t control myself!

LIKE if you stay up all night and regret it in the morning.

Fighting with idiots is like wrestling a pig in the mud. You soon realize the pig likes it.

Ever looked at your bestfriend and thought `why aren`t we comedians?`

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.