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Dad: what do you want to eat?
Kid: I don`t know
Dad: I don`t think we have any "I don`t know"
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Classic Dad Moves : Trying to convince mom & the kids that spending $350 on a remote control helicopter really isn`t that much.
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*4 dads circling new neighbor on bikes*

"im not looking for any trouble"

all four dads synchronized: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD
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Son : "this is pointless"
Dad: " no son, circles are pointless"
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fart in the car and lock the windows
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Son- "What time is it?"
Dad- "Time for you to get a watch."
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Classic Dad Moves
*Turns on car radio and hears a rap song
"What is this? The Tupac?"
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Classic Dad Moves : Saying "This is what my taxpayer dollars are going to?" whenever the government fails him
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Classic Dad
watching Jeopardy and always saying "I knew that" at the end of the question
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Classic Dad
"thinking he has seen every tv show episode before even if it`s the premier episode of a brand new show"
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