Connect
You can connect to the site using facebook to add statuses and make them yours in a click. facebook login


Hi, as you know facebook become a large part of our social life, statusbook.net gives you an opportunity to check if your Likes will be liked. Or if you want a great facebook likes ideas here is the place that everyone shares it. When you will connect the site using facebook login button you could update your status in a click and add some likes of your own.

Facebook statuses

Hi, We recommend you to Login to the site, people who login using facebook can update their status in a click, and suggest new original statuses to the site .
Doctors use alcohol to kill germs and clean hands, therefore drinking it cleans my insides and is healthy. Well that`s all the logic I need.
Status By: anonymous
wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can’t they invent a self cleaning house?
Status By: anonymous
will not be responsible for her actions if she doesn’t get some chocolate soon
Status By: anonymous
if you cant laugh at yourself, ill be happy to do it for you. :)
Status By: anonymous
They say “don’t drink and drive” but yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. It made me feel dangerous!
Status By: anonymous
Uh oh…just saw the little devil from my left shoulder drop kick the little angel off my right shoulder a minute ago…this can’t be good.
Status By: anonymous
put your hands up if you think I’m crazy… think again who’s the one sticking their hand up in front of the computer
Status By: anonymous
was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
Status By: anonymous
is Single, and has decided due to the weather change that it’s time to have a boyfriend to keep me warm…oh no wait I found my electric blanket – Never mind!
Status By: anonymous
moving to the moon, hope to see you guys soon.
Status By: anonymous


StatusBook is a fan site and is not affiliated with Facebook in any way. we here to bring you the best quotes and statuses for facebook :) so if you like what we do please share on your facebook status .

Terms of use | Privacy