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I sleep better naked...why can`t the flight attendant understand this?
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
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I must be wishing on someone else`s star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.
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̿̿̿ ̿` ̿`̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/`̿`̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
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┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
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► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. ;-)
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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.
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