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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Status By: anonymous
When a person dies, their sense of hearing is the last to go -- Touch and sight are the first.
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Don`t waste your time with Explanations, people only hear what they want to hear..
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You can`t help someone who`s not willing to help themselves.
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You know a girl is mad when she starts off a sentence saying "I just find it funny how " bc there`s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny
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When you’re finished with an essay, copy and paste it into Google Translate and listen to it. It’s the easiest way to find mistakes.
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Spend a little too much time in the sun? Freeze aloe vera into ice cubes for additional relief for a sunburn.
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walking into your room and saying "damn, I need to clean this.." then walking out.
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putting "official" in your username to let all of your 37 followers know it`s the real you
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pizza won`t divorce you
pizza won`t betray you
pizza won`t cheat on you
pizza won`t fight with you

why don`t people just marry pizza
Status By: anonymous


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