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When I cross a one way road, I still look both ways. Just in case there are any women driving.
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how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
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*accidentally slams door*

*gets lectured for 84 years*
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LIKE if: I will carry 20 grocery bags so I don`t have to make a second trip
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Cops never say "Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed," selfish bastards!
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It`s crazy to think that before twitter all of these random thoughts stayed in people`s heads.
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Skinny jeans are like calories. Easy to put on but impossible to take off.
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U wanna breakup, that`s fine. But u need to make a PowerPoint of all the negatives in our relationship. At least 15 or we staying together.
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Your stomach begins to contract and produce juices as soon as you see or smell food.
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People say I lack confidence in myself. They are wrong. I am completely confident that I am terrible at everything.
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