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Sleep is my drug.
My bed is my dealer.
My alarm is the cops.
School is the jail.
Status By: anonymous
I`m moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I`ll be there for you like SpongeBob.
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That depressing moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you...
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That awkward moment when you`re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
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My voice sounds great when I`m singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
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nipple is a bad word. say “sensitive chest raisin" instead.
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Can`t we just skip school and get to the part where I have an amazing job and travel the world.
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DREAM DATE:
take me to the mall,
give me $500,
leave.
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We should have Wi-Fi bracelets...
So you can wear them anywhere and have a Wi-Fi connection.
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That moment when you walk through a spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.
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