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Teacher: Where is your homework?Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren`t the best teacher in school.
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I will just sleep 5 more minutes 7:05" 7:10" 7:15" 8:30?!?!?!? CRAP
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There`s a special place in Hell reserved for people who use hashtags on their Facebook statuses.
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I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my Ex... Box 360.
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Men say women should come with instructions..but what`s the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
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Can my hair just grow longer faster? please and thanks.
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There are 3 sets of phrases that can instantly make a girl smile: "You are beautiful," "I miss you," and "I love you."
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Dinosaurs roared ? Nobody ever heard one, maybe they meow or something.
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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You can’t live a positive life with a negative mind.
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