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I got fired at my job as a cop. Apparently it`s inappropriate to yell "Pikachu!" while I tase people
Status By: anonymous
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more offensive.
Status By: anonymous
That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there`s no milk so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people.
Status By: anonymous
In my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. - The Beatles
Status By: anonymous
Pain makes you stronger. Fear makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser.
Status By: anonymous
1. You cant count your hair.
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2. You cant wash your eyes with
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3. You cant breathe when your
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Now please put your tongue back
inside and honestly like if it was
outside :P :D
Status By: Johnny
LIKE This If Your Parents have ever Called you with wrong name. :)
Status By: anonymous
Like if: Bathrooms with no mirrors should be illegal.
Status By: anonymous
If I saw you, I would:
[] Run up and Hug you. :D
[] Scream your name super loud..
[x] Say hello ( :
[x] Smile : )
[x] Give you a hug <(^.^)>
[] Give you a high-five hand hug
Status By: anonymous
LMS if you Have - Tattoos , Piercings , Dimples , Back Dimples , The Cake , A Curfew , A Boyfriend , A Girlfriend , A Cuffing Picture , A Crush , A Wife , A Husband , Anything Pink In Your Room , Anything Blue In Your Room , A Loving Mother , A Laptop , A Computer , A I Phone , A Birthday , A Job :)
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