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I want to be the girl who always happy and never feels lonely or useless.
Status By: anonymous
Why does life have to test me so much? I`m no good at tests. :(
Status By: anonymous
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she`ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she`ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she`ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she`ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Status By: anonymous
A wise monkey never monkey`s around with another monkey`s monkey
Status By: anonymous
Love is like spinning around with your arms out, your heart races, your tummy tickles, and every-thing`s a blur. but if you don`t keep your eyes on something steady, you`ll fall flat on your back.
Status By: anonymous
Changing The Face Can Change Nothing, But Facing The Change Can Change Everything
Status By: anonymous
I don’t ask for much. Just promise you will stay by my side
Status By: anonymous
You know your ghetto when you bring Tupperware to an "all you can eat buffet"
Status By: Clemente
BE HONEST & CHOOSE THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
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JANUARY → born the funniest
FEBRUARY → born the craziest
MARCH → born the cutest
APRIL → born the sweetest
MAY → born the kindest
JUNE → born the most serious
JULY → born the most beautiful/handsome
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OCTOBER → born the best in bed
NOVEMBER → born the nicest
DECEMBER → born the perfect lovers
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JANUARY → born the funniest
FEBRUARY → born the craziest
MARCH → born the cutest
APRIL → born the sweetest
MAY → born the kindest
JUNE → born the most serious
JULY → born the most beautiful/handsome
AUGUST → born the sexiest
SEPTEMBER → born the most romantic
OCTOBER → born the best in bed
NOVEMBER → born the nicest
DECEMBER → born the perfect lovers
Status By: Bendy
Potatoes have skin, I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.
Status By: anonymous
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