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I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
Status By: anonymous
If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn`t make me excited, pull the plug.
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Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited.
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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
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I spend 800% of my life exaggerating.
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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved. Did you sea what I did there? I’m shore you did, beach.
Status By: anonymous
Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? "It`s open."
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I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
Status By: anonymous
I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
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I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
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