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GLOW IN THE DARK TOILET PAPER: Because shit happens, even in the dark.
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool .
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LIKE IF: Me: "Yes, mom I understand!"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she want me to do again??"
Status By: anonymous
I always wondered why W is called Double U, when it`s clearly Double V.
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Me: I`ll do it at 7PM..... Time: 7:02PM..... Me: Oops too late gotta wait till 8 now.
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Air Freshener: Because there`s no louder way of telling the whole house you just pooped.
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating.
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That awkward moment when it`s LeviOsa, not LevioSA.
Status By: anonymous
That awkward moment when someone catches you checking yourself out in the mirror.
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LIKE IF: When eating pringles you have to put two in your mouth to make it look like you have a beak.
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